m4ge:
HE’S BACK
this man is the best storyteller ever
I CAN’T
I CAN’T EFFING BREATH
guys
i legitimately just cried
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING ASJDKFH;fkdhjsdfkjh
im completely serioius
im sobbing
wow see this is what i expect one day
i’m crying omg this is so cute
This is freakin incredible.
The tears, oh sweet baby jesus everyone must watch this.
(Source: thedailywhat)
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday
your url is now your butt
senor-butt
harukabutt
yellowbutt
foreverbutt
mmmkkkk
bolt-the-butt
unlimitedbutt
yeah, sounds like me
saintbuttithy
sexual-butts
alright
lotusbutt? So my butt smells like flowers right? :’D
thatbutt lawl.
thefortificationofbutt okay i have a strong butt.
findingthebutt. Well…pretty sure by arse is like Everest but okay.
(Source: ohhitherestranger)
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
fun fact: you can bite your finger off as easily as you can bite through a carrot, but your brain is like “no stupid, don’t eat your finger” so that’s why you can’t do it.
(Source: heysheradyn)
